Pete aka Dave Franco (Bad Neighbours)
"Bros before hoes
Junk before Trunk
Balls before Dolls
Compadres before I sleep with tu Madre
Brad Pitt before grab clit
These nuts before skinny sluts
Masturbate before I ask her to date
Beef stew before watching The View
Male erection before One Direction
Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Laweezie
Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy
Man purses before… regular.. purses
Sports before… genital warts?
John Madden before… Jasmine from Aladdin!!”
NOT MY GIF
Usted habla tanto de mi mirada…
si tan sólo supiera que de su mirada callada,
nació este amor tan ruidoso.
1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.
2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.
3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.
4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.
5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.